i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
Edouard Manet, Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe (1863) / Vampire Weekend, One (Blake’s Got a New Face) (2008)
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
|—||Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart (via yourshawty-)|
I’ve been digging a grave
with the parts of my brain
that still work..
this is my favorite photo of john green <333
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer
Arcade Fire - Target Center, Minneapolis. March 9, 2014
Marc Davis explaining the “elongating stretching room” in the Haunted Mansion for the Disneyland Tenth Anniversary Show in 1965.